HUH????

Ok, these were just way too cute not to share....these are actual writing from kids in church, unedited......

St. Paul covorted to Christianity. He preached the holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

David was a Hebrew King skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he did......

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The Egyptions were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

Ya just gotta love em'..........